Wednesday, 10 September 2008
A Proto-Professional
I am quite concerned about the fact that I have so far completed only 3 days of med school and am already exhausted. I'm hoping it's due to the fact that I haven't stopped since moving in on Sunday. For a few days before I moved down here I wasn't sleeping well. I think this was due to nerves about such a huge impending change.
I arrived at the Halls of Residence at about 3pm on Sunday and started to unpack. There was stuff everywhere and I didn't really know what to do with any of it. It is kind of sorted now except for the wok which is room sharing with me due to a bit of a lack of space issue in the kitchen. I guess with a bit of lateral thinking it will join it's other cooking implement friends in due course.
After I'd strewn my belongings around the flat it was time to head to the welcome BBQ for this year's cohort. Only, as it wasn't BBQ weather, it was more of a case of some microwaved sausages in a sports pavillion. It was nice though, the atmosphere was great and everyone was quickly talking and laughing with each other. Not quickly talking, as talking quickly, but quickly getting on with each other I mean. Kind of thing. Later on we headed onto the pub on the campus to meet our second year 'Mums and Dads' who are going to be our mentors for a while and occasionally cook for us and buy us drinks. The important things like that. All in all it was a fun evening and great to meet new friends.
Monday and Tuesday were packed with the usual admin type lectures. You know, the IT services lecture conducted in obligatory monotone amongst other delights.
Last night there was a pub quiz and although we should have won we didn't. So that was the end of that really.
Our lectures today were more of the sort of thing we are going to expect over the next 18 months and included intros to anatomy, histo (supposedly my forte, having impressed the lecturing pathologist on my answer on why we do frozen sections) and communication skills.
Today was the first proper go we had at working in our study groups and it went pretty well. It was a bit daunting at first but it's nice to be able to mix lectures with active discussion and tasks.
The rest of the week is going to be in pretty much the same form. The pace really is hectic I think I'm really going to have to have my finger on the pulse (boom tish) to keep up,as is everyone. I'm pretty sure there's going to be some great laughs along the way though and the staff and facilities are excellent so I think we are all in for a great time here.
Tomorrow night's tomfoolery is a night out on the tiles called Dr and Nurses Night. This involves cross dressing (mainly lots of guys dressing as nurses) and hitting a nightclub in Coventry. It all sounds a little surreal. It always worries me also when an establishment has some deviant spelling going on in the name as it's never usually the sign of a prestigious establishment. Anyway, I'm sure it'll all be very funny.
Looking forward to popping back up north to spend some time at home. This week has been a bit full on but next week I should be able to get into some routine and get things a bit more sorted.
Over and out
NLO
Saturday, 6 September 2008
Here I go again on my own
Well, this time tomorrow I will be in situ at University of Warwick. I'm heading down around 11.30am and moving into Halls before then meeting my new coursemates at a welcome BBQ and going to the local pub to meet our 'Mums and Dads'. This confuses me, I'm pretty sure I've known mine for nearly 26 years. What it is, we get assigned to someone in the 2nd year who will be a point of contact for us for a while. I'm hoping mine will tell me how to pass the exams. And they allegedly cook a meal for us. Sounds good to me :o)
I'm pretty tired now. I'm feeling kind of nervous at the moment about the move and everything but excited aswell. I'll try to update the blog during the week as and when I get time. This week is full of lectures (as it will be from hereonin) and there's a lot of stuff that's been organised by the Med Soc, with pub quizes, pub crawls and other various forms of pub based recreation happening through the week. I've been informed that the highlight of the week is going to be Dr and Nurses Night on Thursday which involves lots of men cross-dressing as nurses.
More about that later.
Over and out
NLO
Friday, 5 September 2008
Play that funky mu-zak... on second thoughts, don't.
Yesterday I had to phone up the council with a query regarding my council tax. I don't like having to make phone calls at the best of times but this was one call I was dreading. It was just a straight forward question I had, nothing too complicated to sort out so that wasn't why I'd developed a nervous twitch. It was down to this reason alone - I knew the torture that the council had lined up for me for having the audacity to trouble them.
The fact is this. Being put on hold is bad enough. Frustrating - check. Boring - check. No scratch that, I mean mindnumbing - check. Nowadays I usually make sure I'm logged onto the internet when I know I have to make a call like that so at least I can do something useful, for example, blog about how bored I am being put on hold. However, the first time I ever phoned up the council I didn't expect the racket that they put on for me to listen to, presumably to keep me entertained. I think it can only be described as being sort of an emsemble of reception class age children trying (and failing) to sing and clap both harmoniously and in time and thus achieving neither. I can sort of see how this could be considered endearing but not when a 'genuine' brass section, courtesy of a Casio keyboard from the 80s accompanies it. And just incase you don't appreciate it the first time, they have it on a loop. So your hopes of the song changing to something more tolerable in a little while are dashed.
I am pretty sure that the council tax phone lines can't always happen to be engaged for around 10 minutes each time someone phones, but it certainly seems to be the case in this instance. This leads me to wonder if the staff know how bad the hold music is and, for their amusement, keep you hanging on for a token length of time. Then by the time they respond you either - a) forget why you have phoned in the first place b) are covering your ears to block out the music but don't hear the person talking to you on the other end of the phone who then hangs up on you or c) have lapsed into some sort of coma. My other theory is that they just pick something awful for you to listen to with the hope it's going to put you off phoning in the first place.
This all leads me to the important question - where the hell do they find this tosh to inflict on us in the first place? Do they employ some kind of 'hold music scout' to seek out the most dreadful noise to delight us all with? Are there special recording studio facilities where people who are desperate to get their big break go to in the meantime to earn a crust by deafening the poor unsuspecting consumer? Answers on a postcard to the usual address please.
Over and out
NLO
PS - Very soon you will be getting some actual, genuine , real-life insight into what life as a medical student is like. That's right folks, on Sunday I'm moving down to Warwick and Monday will be my first day on the long path to finally becoming a doctor. Help us all.
Saturday, 5 July 2008
Gutter-ball and other stuff

I went the other day. Well, one day a few months ago. There was a whole range of talent on display on this particular occasion, especially in terms of bowling style.
It occurred to me that no matter how rubbish at bowling you think you are, just taking a minute out to witness what's going on around you can be a quick way to restore your self confidence.
For example, those people in the lane next to you. The gutter-barriers have been deployed for ages and they still manage to miss the pins totally. So then one of those ramp things appears. You know, the ones where you just put the ball on the top and let it go. The things that are used by tiny kids. Although, in this instance, it's a group of increasing desperate adults that are using it. After several minutes of careful lining up of the ramp and much discussion, the ball is finally released. With baited breath, the ball is observed as it makes it's painfully slow progression down the lane at approximately 0.0000000001 MPH. When those concerned realise that the outcome of this line of attack is not going to be known for at least another 45 minutes they head off to the bar to get some more drinks in and return to see the ball make contact with the pins... successfully knocking one down.
Then there's the party that go all out. This strategy involves ricocheting the ball against the gutter-barriers at full-pelt. This technique does seem to be quite successful, although the onlooker wonders whether those who use this method and get a strike are fully justified in celebrating by punching the air, almost in awe at their obvious skill at bowling.
Next time you go bowling, take a good look at how people run up to the line and deploy the ball. Variations include:
The Waddle: No reliance on the use of speed here, the concentration is purely on trying to achieve accuracey. Usually includes a pause at the line to size up the situation before bowling the ball straight into the gutter.
Banana-arm: Sadly I seem to have this affliction. No matter how much care is taken to bowl straight, ultimately at the last second the arm seems to lock fully and be wonky, causing the ball to be deposited into the gutter almost instantly.
The Catapult: The clues in the name here; the bowler swings the ball forward so much that it takes flight and finally makes contact with the floor about half way down the alley. This is actually quite a good technique to use, as the less time the ball is on the alley, the less chance it has of veering off into the gutter. Best not to use it if alley staff are in the vicinity as it probably dents the lane. I've had good results employing this. Apart for the time I combined it with Banana-am and the ball ended up in the lane next door but one to mine.
The Reverse-Catapult: Same as above, except the ball is deployed backwards into the group of innocent bystanders. Risk of injury.
The Human Cannon Ball: A technique I discovered. It involves running up to the line, slipping onto knees and sliding down lane towards pins. Incurs a penalty: only to be used if all else fails.
At one of my local bowling joints, they decide that bowling obviously isn't hard enough and turn the lights out at certain times, only leaving tiny lights on down the lanes. It's like some wierd ninja-bowling thing. I went to complain to the staff and they pointed out it was actually past closing time.
Now that I've probably made you all paranoid about how you bowl, I'm going to move on to some other things.
It's been a busy few months for me, with lots of stuff going on so I'm going to quickly sum things up so you're all in the know.
>>> The situation when I last posted was that I was waiting to see if my application to study medicine had been successful. I'm stoked to tell you all that in mid April I received and accepted an unconditional offer from University of Warwick. So I'll be starting on 8th September! Very, very excited and busy sorting stuff out!
>>> After my initial good start to training for the Great Yorkshire Run (which happens to be on Sept 7th, so day before I start at Warwick!! Eek!) I was a bit slack and the training trailed off but I'm now putting effort in and been doing a fair bit of training the past couple of weeks. It's been going OK, I don't think I'll be breaking any records for the run, but it'll be my first 10K, and it'll give me a good base to build on for future events. I'm having a few days rest at the 'mo, got an ankle twinge and an old knee injury is playing up- oa injury on each leg so not even limping as it's all evened out! Hoping to put my running shoes back on come Monday at the latest.
>>> There seems to be some wierd religious cult thing that has obviously taken a likely to my blog name and pinched it for their website. Please remember that my address is http:// and not just www. I've tried to see about changing my blog address but I can't do it without starting from scratch and losing my archived work. This issue was brought up when someone clicked the link to my blog from my JustGiving page and ended up on the cult website but I think I may have sorted it now.
That's all for now folks!
Over and out
NLO
Sunday, 13 April 2008
What's in a name?

Sunday, 6 April 2008
Only dead fish go with the flow
In a moment of what I can only admit was pure stupidity I decided to go for a swim last Sunday morning. Yup, Sunday morning. Possibly one of the times when most kid-congestion occurs in a public swimming pool.
I should have known what was going to await me and certainly viewing the unravelling scene of chaos through the windows should have been enough to change my mind. It nearly did. For a second. But then I figured that I'd made the effort and walked to the sports centre and so I'd jolly well go in. I couldn't let myself be scared off by some children. I'm bigger than them, after all. Well, maybe slightly.
So I parted with an inexplicably large amount of cash in order to face this ordeal and entered the changing village. Changing village. That's a joke in itself. It sort of conjures up images of civilised transition of the wearing of outdoor aparrel to something more suitable for swimming (i.e. swim suit). Let me tell you, there's nothing civilised about it. There's no village green for a start off. What's a village without a village green? The changing village in this particular context is this - a unisex free-for-all with changing cubicles that have not one but two doors. If you're lucky, when you lock one door, the other will also lock. If you're not so lucky and are happily in the throes of derobing safe in the (incorrect) knowledge that no one will see you, there is a pretty high chance that in fact only one of the two doors will have locked and you will soon be accompanied by a complete stranger who thinks that the cubicle is vacant. And then there's the lockers. Most of them are out of order. When you find one which is working and isn't occupied you have to claim it by holding this metal bit on the wrist band that you are given on to it. Your next task is to put your stuff in the locker. Not easy if you have loads of stuff. There's no way of wedging the locker door open. You put your shoes in, turn to get your bag.... the door slams shut and you have to unlock it. Repeat this sequence several times until all your clobber is safely stowed.
If, like me, you are optically challenged, you have to find your way to the pool without glasses or contact lenses. I once ignored the warning not to wear contacts in a pool and then spent the next 2 hours trying to remove them as they had welded to my eyes due to the humidity. Finding your way to the pool is made somewhat harder by the likes of unattended and disorientated toddlers and unattended and disorientated parents. They form an assault course of bodies skating across the wet floor. The toddlers, in particular, seem to made a beeline for your knees and walk repeatedly into them until their course is altered.
So then I made it to the pool. It seemed more chaotic and hell-like from poolside than it did as an on-looker. After locating a section of pool about 30cm square, I entered the water and attempted to swim. Looking around it was becoming quite clear that this was not entirely possible. Too many obsticles. More disorientated kids and parents. They sort of hang around the shallow end in clusters, looking harmless. So you try to swim. The clusters suddenly burst into life, arms and legs flailing about and seemingly follow you around the pool. So you try to swim faster to avoid being swallowed by the resulting tsunami. Then a two-pronged attack occurs. More clusters appear infront of you and split to let you swim past. Only your briefly reinstated faith in humanity fades when you realise that the kids have separated in order to splash each other. And yes, they spot the perfect time to do this is when you are in line with them. From nowhere you get a an eyeful of water. If, like me, you can't see, this can be a disaster. Your already limited sight has been further diminished by about half until the stinging stops and you get the use of both eyes back.
This was all getting too much so I decided to stick to swimming widths in the relative quiet of the deep end. Only some parents decided it was a great idea to teach their offspring how to dive. It seems to me, it doesn't matter where abouts you swim, there is always some sort of hazard. In the deep end, its the risk of being bombed. Like the whole splashing thing, kids seem to wait until someone is in close vicinity before jumping on top of them.
And if you survive all that, there's still no guarantee that you've made it. On Monday I started coming down with 'flu.
I can't wait 'til I get my own pool.
Over and out
NLO
Friday, 4 April 2008
I've got a backache, I've got a neckache, I've got a toothache and I need a break but I somehow gotta get out of the door
I'm having a day off today and I think I need it. I feel k-nackered. I thought exercise was supposed to make you feel good? I just feel broken! I've been pretty good with the training malarky for the run, at this stage I'm mainly working on my general fitness - going to the gym, jogging, weights and swimming. I even went to aqua aerobics with Claire and Catherine this week and I just about survived, although I'm suffering a bit now.
I'm still waiting to hear if my med school interview was successful. I think this waiting is the worst bit. After the selection day I felt quite confident about my chances but now I keep thinking, although I try my best not to, of the things I should have said/maybe shouldn't have said. I think it's going to be at least another 2 weeks before I hear anything though :o(
Can't think of anything else to talk about just yet, I'm going to go and mull things over while I eat Mexican food.
Over and out
NLO
Sunday, 23 March 2008
I had a dream we went away, left this city for a day, you took me southwards on a plane and showed me Spain or somewhere
Boomchikawaawaa!
Happy Easter all, and if you don't celebrate Easter, Happy Holidays!
Why is it that insurance companies/banks etc etc have these advertising campaigns where they obviously spend loads of money getting flyers put in magazines and then in a final act of desperation try to tempt you to sign up or find out more info by offering a free pen? It is always a Parker pen, usually a Vector model, biro, blue and silver, usually inscribed with Acme Insurance inc, with blue ink. "Oh no, I'm not interested in any insurance, I'm sorted. What?!?!?! A free Parker pen! Now that changes everything!! Sign me up right away! In fact, sign my whole street up, I just know they're desperate for a pen, they've been scratching around for one for a week now!" Good Lord. You can get one from WH Smith for £2.99! Don't be fooled! Or why not pick a biro up for free at your local bookies or Argos store. Come on people! A free carriage clock, I hear you cry! Yes.... great... but who actually wants one?!?!? Don't do it!
These same companies always use an ageing celebrity to endorse their service too. For example, today an advert fell out of TV Quick for an insurance company that shall remain nameless (it was one I'd never heard of). But 'TV's Annette Crosbie' no less was emblazeoned on the front. Gosh, if it's good enough for her, then it's certainly good enough for me. Oh wait though. I'm not aged between 55 and 80. Bummer. I loved the way that it was worded TV's Annette Crosbie, as though the TV actually owns her. You see similar things on adverts for hearing aids and such like. "I was deaf but now I can hear!" exclaims June Whitfield. "Apply today for our revolutionary hearing aid and you get a free MP3 player or Parker pen!" Talk about irrelevent free gifts.
Annnnnnnyway. Just had to get that off my chest.
Over and out
NLO
PS. The video is of Sonic. She used to like to run between all the people in the room to get her head tickled.
Saturday, 22 March 2008
Candidate 80, come in candidate 80!
Sunday, 16 March 2008
if i had myself a flying giraffe, you'd have one in a box with a window
for whatever reason, coventry doesn't like capital letters. i've spent a good 10 minutes looking for the caps lock on the keyboard for the internet in my hotel room but alas it was not to be.
so far i am impressed by the chocolate bourbon creams but unimpressed by the lack of hot chocolate.
nothing is ever straight forward in my life. when i got to dewsbury station at 8am, i found out there were no trains. not good for a train station. so i ended up on a skanky replacement coach, which was really a sauna that they'd stuck some wheels to. luckily i made the connection at leeds after i duly went to platform 11b ('cos the departure board told me to) and joined the masses of confused travellers who were wondering if the train waiting there was going to winchester as it was supposed to, or bournemouth instead (as it was telling everyone). anyway, i got here, the journey somewhat lost in a haze of being hemmed in against the window by some woman who was snotting everywhere and spilling popcorn over the seats. bloody people. why is it i want to be a doctor again? if anyone knows, could you please tell me before my interview at 12.15 tomorrow.
ok, i'm going to get ready for the selection day tomorrow and see if i can't do myself some good blagging.
remember kids - procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. so procrastinate now, don't put it off. too true, ellen degeneres, too true.
over and ouuuuuuut
nlo
Saturday, 8 March 2008
Stay positive.
We buried Sonic last Sunday under the hedge in the garden. She loved sitting there and keeping cool in the summer. I think she started sitting under there when this little bird decided to keep dive bombing her a few years ago every summer. One minute Sonic would be sat in the garden or under the tree minding her own business then all of a sudden there would be a really distinctive tweeting and this bird would swoop down and try to peck at her. She must have realised that the hedge was the best place to hide. So that's where she is. I think she'd approve. We'll probably put some flowers and a little memorial thing there for her.
I went swimming on Monday with Claire and it all went smoothly until I decided to leave. Dewsbury swimming pool has a 'changing village' which is basically a unisex changing room with loads of cubicles with two doors. The lockers are th one side of the changing rooms and the enterance to the pool is at the other side. Instead of walking around the cubicles, it is faster just to walk straight through the vacant ones until you get to the other side. Well. I'd got showered and dressed and was ready to leave and in order to get to the exit, I decided to cut through the cubicles. This plan of action went well until I entered a cubicle that claimed to be vacant with it's little green thing on the door but when I walked in, I found that there was actually a half-dressed occupant yelling. I don't think she was too pleased. The moral of this story.... make sure both doors of the cubicle are locked people!
On the fitness front, I also went to to gym for the first time in ages on Thursday. I didn't do too much, just a couple of miles on the new treadmills and some weights. I must admit, I did get distracted by the pile of magazines on the windowsill and stopped to read them for a bit... but hey, when the gym's empty you can get away with anything. I was in pain yesterday, I think my body had gone into shock. Going to go in a bit to do some more, so no doubt on my next blog entry I'll be moaning again!
Over and out
NLO
Saturday, 1 March 2008
In freefall
Monday, 25 February 2008
Sing when you're winning

Sunday, 24 February 2008
Escapology
So off we scooted. She got checked over and despite being dehydrated and having lost weight there luckily didn't seem to be any injuries. The vet gave me the option of her having some fluids administered then and taking her home or letting them keep her in overnight so she could get fully rehydrated and have some antibiotics. I chose the latter, figuring that they could give her all the medical care she may need to get her back on her paws. She was very brave and didn't make a fuss about all the poking and prodding, but then she's so placid anyway. I've got to ring in the morning to see if she's perked up enough to come home. Poor little soul, she's had a horrible few days :o(
Other than that, it's been a quiet day. Went to see Be Kind Rewind which was mental in parts, quite enjoyed it. It was good to have a laugh after the trauma of the last week!
I'm really tired so that's it for now.
Over and out
NLO
Saturday, 23 February 2008
Put the Champagne on ice / You Make Me Feel So Young
Friday, 22 February 2008
Want to cry
I got a rejection letter from the final med school I was waiting to hear from. To be honest, I wasn't all that surprised but nevertheless it did still feel like a kick in the head.
I've got one interview to 'look forward to'. But I'm feeling so low in confidence that I am almost tempted to email and cancel and let someoneelse have the chance. I guess I've just got to pick myself up and give it the best shot.
My frame of mind probably is mostly down to the fact that my cat, Sonic, has been missing for 2 days and I'm desperately worried about her. When I moved away from home, I left her with my parents because it didn't seem fair to uproot her from the home she's always known. She's an old girl, nearly 15 and was recently diagnosed with hyperthyroidism which she was taking medication for. Anyways, my parents have gone on holiday and their neighbours have been looking after Sonic, which they always do. She is as much a part of their family as she is ours. I got a call yesterday from them saying that they were worried as they hadn't seen Sonic since Wednesday morning. So I went over and spent not far off 2 hours looking everywhere for her but to no avail. I'm about to go over again for another search. I feel really sick and can't eat, I just can't stand the thought of her being missing or in pain somewhere. I can't really remember a time before we got Sonic. She's a brilliant pet, so friendly and placid and everyone loves her.
Right, I'm going to go and look for her again.
Over and out
NLO
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
This is the time, this is the place
So I guess you all want to know what I've been doing today. Well, I could lie and say I've had a productive day and all that but that's not my style. I've basically done sod all. I've pretty much done some washing up and fed the cat and that sums it up. To the uninitiated, I do have a job but I'm semi-incapacitated at the moment and am off work due to having surgery recently . That's a long story though, so I won't bore you with that. Oh, go, on then, if I must, you've twisted my arm. I broke my wrist snowboarding in September and had to have it put back together with a metal plate and a range of screws which look suspiciously similar to ones that I remember being in my set of Meccano when I was a kid. The plan initially was to keep these bits of shrapnel in situ but they were proving troublesome so 3 weeks ago I went back under the knife to have them removed. Now safely housed in a sterile specimen pot, their new purpose is to amaze/disgust/intrigue friends and family. So consequently, I am extrememly bored at home on my own all day.
Oh, I've just remembered, I have done something else. I keep obsessively checking my emails and every morning I rush to see what post I've got. I'm waiting for a reply from the last med school I've yet to hear from. So far I've had 2 rejections without interview and 1 invitation to interview in March. I'm desperate to hear from this last place though. It's horrible to be waiting like this, it's pretty late in the day to still be waiting for a reply. In fact, I think they should interview me... it would be just too mean to keep me holding on like this for nada. I've given up trying to second guess what's going to happen though and I've resigned myself to the fact that it's going to be at least another 6 weeks 'til I learn my fate :oS
I'm hoping something at least slightly funny/entertaining will happen tomorrow so I'll have something to write about otherwise this blog idea is going to turn out to be very misguided.
Over and out
NLO


